Favorite Knock Knock joke?

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ironguy, Jan 24, 2003.

  1. ironguy

    ironguy Guest

    What's yours? Here's mine...

    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?

    Interrupting cow

    Interrup...

    MOO!


    For maximum effect, yell MOO at the top of your lungs - unexpectedly of course...
     
  2. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Knock knock,

    Who`s there.

    Macarol,

    Macarol what?

    Ma carol no go with oot petrol.

    Doh!