Fast Divorce

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Mar 8, 2004.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    Fast Divorce

    A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce."

    The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70 mph.

    He then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a better lover than you are."

    Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.

    "I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph.

    He says, "I want the car, too," but she just drives faster and faster.

    By now she's up to ninety mph. "All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too."

    The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge.

    This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn't there anything you want?"

    The wife says, "No, I've got everything I need."

    "Oh, really," he says, "so what have you got?"

    Right before they slam into the wall at a 100 mph, the wife smiles and says, " The airbag."
     
  2. GoNz0

    GoNz0 NTFS Stoner

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    nice one, off to post that on all me other forums :)
     
  3. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    A very good one belveder - it will be repeated elsewhere!!
     
  4. Maveric169

    Maveric169 The Voices Talk to Me

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    ROTFLMAO, that is great!
     
  5. Ahhhahahaha excellent :D
     
  6. champ2005

    champ2005 | xs |

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    dont know what an airbags gonna do at 100mph though :p
     
  7. Petros

    Petros Thief IV

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    Fracture a person's skull, most likely. You got a point there. :eek:

    But in the world of humor, a bit of disbelief must be suspended. So here's to Mr. Belveder--good joke! :D
     
  8. Grandmaster

    Grandmaster Electronica Addict Political User Folding Team

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  9. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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    Lol
     
  10. the_music_man

    the_music_man aka prodj88 =P

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