False Idol

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Aug 4, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    False Idol

    Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives
    thought of them.

    The first guy said, "My wife, she thinks so much of me that
    she won't let me do any work around the house. It's great."

    The second guy says, "That's nothing. My wife thinks I'm a
    God."

    "She thinks you're God? What makes you say that?"

    "Easy. Every night she places a burnt offering before me."
     
  2. Erbmaster

    Erbmaster Moderator Folding Team

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    Hehe....There's nothin' like a bit of home cooking eh? :D
     
  3. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

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    Funny