"Excuse me, sir, are you going to eat that chili?"

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by itsmelisa, Dec 15, 2006.

  1. itsmelisa

    itsmelisa Joke Spammer

    A guy goes into a diner and sits at the counter. He asks the waitress, "What's today's special?"

    The waitress says, "Chili, but the man sitting next to you bought the last bowl."

    So the guy says, "Okay, I'll just have a cup of coffee."

    While the waitress goes for the coffee, the guy looks over at the man sitting next to him. He's eating a huge meal, but he's not touching the chili.

    The guy says to him, "Excuse me, sir, are you going to eat that chili?"

    The man says, "No, be my guest."

    The guy slides the bowl over, picks up a spoon, and begins to eagerly devour the chili. He's almost finished when he notices the body of a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl. This makes the guy sick, and he pukes up everything he just ate back into the bowl.

    The man sitting next to him looks over and calmly says, "Yep, that's about as far as I got, too."

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