Dumb Laws

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by Jewelzz, Mar 30, 2002.

  1. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    What's the dumbest law in your state or country?
    Dumb Laws

    Arizona: You may not have more than two dildos in a house. lol, where do they come up with these?

    Glendale (suburb of Phoenix):Cars may not be driven in reverse.

    Mesa (suburb of Phoenix): It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license. This law actually just went on the books within the last few years.
     
  2. MiseryQ

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    You can't eat an ice cream, or a pickle, cone on Sunday in the downtown area...

    Oh and sodomy...
    A local cab driver. been one for 15years, is not getting his license renew because 27years ago he pleaded guilty to consentual sodomy... He was getting oral sex in a park...

    Anyway I hope your not breaking the law in Arizona...
     
  3. Jewelzz

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    What state MiseryQ?
    I won't tell if you don't ;) ;) ;)
     
  4. MiseryQ

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    I heard that about VA... Even though I don't live there...
     
  5. xsivforce

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    Fellatio is illegal in Florida....I'm serious!
    But, nechrophelia (sp) is not...go figure?
     
  6. Kirrie2001

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    Dumb Laws.

    Jewelzz, Hope they don`t have a search warrant for your pad.
    :D :D :D
     
  7. Jewelzz

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    Kirrie

    I'll just hide them ;) :D
     
  8. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    How big is your closet?!?!;) :p
     
  9. Jewelzz

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    The closet is old and dusty from lack of storage ;)

    It'll be a tight squeeze...
     
  10. Detonator

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    I live in Northeast Oklahoma,about 12 miles from the Arkansas border.The county across the border is completely dry(no alcoholic beverages allowed).Needless to say,the county is surrounded by bars and liqueur stores.I realize that this isn't as stupid as some of the other examples posted here,but it is still ridiculus.
     
  11. O_o

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    Actually oral sex is illegal in everywhere. I don't know why, but even if you married, in your own house, if the law finds out about it, you go to jail. Don't know why, but this is really true.
     
  12. Bytes Back

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    I knew this thread would degenerate into a sexual one :D

    So for something different.

    All hackney carraiges (Taxi's) in London have to carry a bale of hay on top, in case the horse gets hungry.

    Gay sex between two men is illegal under 21 but two women can have sex at any age. ( apparently that law dates from Queen Victorias time, no one could bring themselves to tell her about gay women and so it was never made illegal )
     
  13. xsivforce

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    WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!:D
     
  14. Jewelzz

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    I thought you were getting away from the sexual nature? ;)
     
  15. Bytes Back

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    I tried, but couldn't resist :D
     
  16. xsivforce

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    go ahead and join us in the gutter...you'll like it. ;)
     
  17. Bytes Back

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    OK, blimey, bit crowded down here !
     
  18. Jewelzz

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    Always room for 1 more :D
     
  19. xsivforce

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    Just watch your hands Bytes back. ;)
     
  20. Jewelzz

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    I hear xsiforce's hands roam a bit ;)