What's the dumbest law in your state or country? Dumb Laws Arizona: You may not have more than two dildos in a house. lol, where do they come up with these? Glendale (suburb of Phoenix):Cars may not be driven in reverse. Mesa (suburb of Phoenix): It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license. This law actually just went on the books within the last few years.