The Blonde and the Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going
through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row
stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your
stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that
way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as
a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being
respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full
potential as a person ...because you and your kind continue to
perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in
general ... and all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde
yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little man on
your knee!"