Dumb Blondes?????

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Sep 10, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Err...ummmm.

    A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes, and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....





    (scroll down)... I love this one.






    FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS

    :D
     
  2. Timuwine

    Timuwine Guest

    LMAO

    I wonder if she got her point across about blondes
     
  3. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    hey I'm a blonde but I can take a joke:D he he
     
  4. Timuwine

    Timuwine Guest

    I thought you said you had blue hair?
     
  5. jkoXP

    jkoXP Guest

    hah good one
     
  6. canadian_divx

    canadian_divx Canadian_divx

    I have BLUE hair
     
  7. Timuwine

    Timuwine Guest

    really?

    do you have a pic?
     
  8. canadian_divx

    canadian_divx Canadian_divx

  9. Syedur

    Syedur OSNN Addict

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    You probably have a pink body too :) and purple nails...
    What planet are you from :p
     

  10. i bet it's not even on the map
     
  11. canadian_divx

    canadian_divx Canadian_divx

    i am too advanced of a species to explaine it to your small minds
     
  12. Syedur

    Syedur OSNN Addict

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    roger that! ;)
     
  13. canadian_divx

    canadian_divx Canadian_divx

    we are everywhere, around every corner, we are your neighbours, loved ones, friends, and yes we are here
     
  14. Timuwine

    Timuwine Guest

  15. canadian_divx

    canadian_divx Canadian_divx

    welcome to the truth
     
  16. Syedur

    Syedur OSNN Addict

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    Oh yeah, hell I would love to get hold of one of your kind... um... you guys come in different sizes too?
     
  17. Grandmaster

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    lmao nice sense of humor canadian_divx! :D
     
  18. Syedur

    Syedur OSNN Addict

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    Ay!!! That was my reply that made it funny!!!!
     
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  20. canadian_divx

    canadian_divx Canadian_divx

    yea we are all about 3 ft tall and are pink with blue haie but that person that saw one of us wont live to tell others he will become a great meal for out green leader from teh planey u call mars