Duck Tales

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Erbmaster, Jun 26, 2003.

  1. Erbmaster

    Erbmaster Moderator Folding Team

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    Here's another...

    A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham
    sandwich.
    The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck".
    "I see your eyes are working", replies the duck.
    "And you talk!" exclaims the landlord.
    "I see your ears are working", says the duck, "Now can I have my
    beer and my sandwich please?".
    "Certainly", says the landlord, "sorry about that, it's just we don't
    get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?".
    "I'm working on the building site across the road", explains the
    duck.
    Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.
    This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town.
    The ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the landlord says to him,
    "You're with the circus aren't you?, I know this duck that would be
    just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!".
    "Sounds marvellous", says the ringleader, "get him to give me a call".
    So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the landlord says,
    "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!".

    "Yeah?", says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?".
    "At the circus", says the landlord.
    "The circus?", the duck enquires.
    "That's right", replies the landlord.
    "The circus?. That place with the big tent?. With all the animals?.
    With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle", asks the duck.
    "That's right!", says the landlord.






    The duck looks confused. "What the f*ck would they want with a
    plasterer?".
     
  2. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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  3. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

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    Funny
     
  4. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    heh heh heh :D
     
  5. the_music_man

    the_music_man aka prodj88 =P

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    i don't get it
     
  6. jonifen

    jonifen pffff...

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    the duck is working on the building site as a plasterer? (now do u get it? lol)

    nice joke btw :D