drunken irishman

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Oct 14, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    A drunken Irishman is driving through the city of Dublin and his
    car is weaving violently all over the road.

    A cop pulls him over.

    "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"

    "I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.

    "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."

    "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

    "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his
    arms, "that a few miles back, your wife fell out of your car?"

    "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the man. "For a minute there, I
    thought I'd gone deaf."
     
  2. Xie

    Xie - geek - Subscribed User Folding Team

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    haha :p