Drunk father and a prostitute mother

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by itsmelisa, Apr 18, 2007.

  1. itsmelisa

    itsmelisa Joke Spammer

    A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''

    The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

    The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?''

    The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

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