Dogs and cats are better than kids because....

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by itsmelisa, Nov 28, 2006.

  1. itsmelisa

    itsmelisa Joke Spammer

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    Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
    1. Eat less
    2. Don't ask for money all the time
    3 Are easier to train
    4. Normally come when called
    5. Never ask to drive the car
    6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
    7. Don't smoke or drink
    8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
    9. Don't want to wear your clothes
    10. Don't need a "gazillion" dollars for college.


    And finally,


    11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.


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  2. Vanquished

    Vanquished Mr. Bananagrabber Political User

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    Hahaha
    That last one was the kicker :)
    Bazing :)
     
  3. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    My cats ask to drive the car. *shakes fist*
     
  4. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    /don't know, my dog used to hang out with drug using friends and was ALWAYS in my cloths when I wasn't home...hid them even
     
  5. Vanquished

    Vanquished Mr. Bananagrabber Political User

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    Hehehe
    silly Perris' Dogs.
    My dogs on the HeartGaurd.
     
  6. falconguard

    falconguard Carbon based lifeform Political User Folding Team

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    heh! My cats are like teenagers, they only show up when there is food, and they sneak into the car all the time. My puppy on the other hand...
     
  7. ming

    ming OSNN Advanced

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    I know one that likes to chew on underwear! At least the kids I know don't do such things. lol :p
     
  8. Vanquished

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    Hehehe
    Stupid dog :)