Do you have a virus

Discussion in 'Windows Desktop Systems' started by Khayman, Mar 22, 2002.

  1. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    Location:
    England
    Give your self a health check, go here to see what you may suffer from.. its uncanny

    http://totl.net/VirusScanner/


    this is what I have

    he virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

    Viruses you suffer from:

    Sci-fi

    Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

    British

    No need for cure. Benign virus.

    Windows

    Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
    As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

    Politics

    Stop caring!

    Viruses you might suffer from:

    TotL (85%)

    Go read Brunching

    Linux (95%)

    Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

    USA (80%)

    Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

    Junkfood (80%)

    Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

    BBCB (70%)

    CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

    8-Bit (70%)

    Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

    Religion (60%)

    Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

    Free BSD (95%)

    The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

    Brand Names (70%)

    Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

    X11 (60%)

    I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

    Computer Games (80%)

    Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

    Environmentalism (73%)

    Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

    Macintosh (80%)

    Use a mouse with more than one button.

    Football (75%)

    Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.
     
  2. xsk8zerox

    xsk8zerox Moderator

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    Location:
    Philly
    Viruses you suffer from:

    Pokemon
    Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


    Junkfood
    Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


    Religion
    Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


    Politics
    Stop caring!


    Brand Names
    Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


    Hippyism
    Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


    Environmentalism
    Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

    Viruses you might suffer from:

    Linux (80%)
    Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


    Japan (85%)
    Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


    Sci-fi (60%)
    Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


    Discordia (60%)
    Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


    Computer Games (60%)
    Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


    Conspiracy Theory (95%)
    Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


    Macintosh (80%)
    Use a mouse with more than one button.


    Prog Rock (60%)
    Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.