Give your self a health check, go here to see what you may suffer from.. its uncanny http://totl.net/VirusScanner/ this is what I have he virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known. Viruses you suffer from: Sci-fi Stop wearing the stick-on ears. British No need for cure. Benign virus. Windows Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck. As an extra feature the boxes look nice. Politics Stop caring! Viruses you might suffer from: TotL (85%) Go read Brunching Linux (95%) Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it. USA (80%) Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat] Junkfood (80%) Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture. BBCB (70%) CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing." 8-Bit (70%) Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough. Religion (60%) Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy) Free BSD (95%) The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo. Brand Names (70%) Having a well-known name doesn't make it good. X11 (60%) I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year. Computer Games (80%) Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs. Environmentalism (73%) Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle. Macintosh (80%) Use a mouse with more than one button. Football (75%) Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.