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Give your self a health check, go here to see what you may suffer from.. its uncanny
http://totl.net/VirusScanner/
this is what I have
he virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics
Stop caring!
Viruses you might suffer from:
TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching
Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Junkfood (80%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
8-Bit (70%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
Religion (60%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Free BSD (95%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Brand Names (70%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (80%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Football (75%)
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.
http://totl.net/VirusScanner/
this is what I have
he virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics
Stop caring!
Viruses you might suffer from:
TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching
Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Junkfood (80%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
8-Bit (70%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
Religion (60%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Free BSD (95%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Brand Names (70%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (80%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Football (75%)
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.