Do Not Connect To The Internet !!!

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by Shamus MacNoob, Mar 31, 2002.

  1. Shamus MacNoob

    Shamus MacNoob Moderator Political User

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    DO NOT CONNECT TO THE INTERNET FROM 12:01 AM GMT ON APR. 1 TO 12:01 AM GMT, APR. 2 !!


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    *** Attention ***

    It's that time again!

    As many of you know, each year the ENTIRE Internet (not just MIT) must
    be shut down for 24 hours in order to allow us to clean it. The cleaning process,
    which eliminates dead email, inactive ftp and www sites, and empty USENET
    groups, allows for a better working and faster Internet.

    This year, the cleaning process will take place from 12:01 a.m. GMT on
    April 1 until 12:01 a.m. GMT on April 2 (the time least likely to
    interfere with ongoing work). During that 24-hour period, five powerful
    Internet search engines situated around the world will search the Internet
    and delete any data that they find.

    read more here >>>> http://www.mcnjeni.com/yearly.htm
     
  2. Zedric

    Zedric NTFS Guru Folding Team

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    Umm right... :p

    And don't forget to reformat all your own servers in order to prevent any of the "old garbage" to leak out onto the Internet again.
     
  3. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    And don't forget to partition your hard drive since you'll have nothing else to do

    http://www.it-reality.co.uk/Reviews/Partitioning/Partition1.htm
     
  4. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    And don't foget to put up the tinfoil on all your windows. And just to be safe, wrap some around your head as well. :p
     
  5. Bytes Back

    Bytes Back Ex Police Chief

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    Dont forget to seal your PC in a lead box just in case any stray bytes leak out :rolleyes:
     
  6. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    Glad you mentioned that. I almost forgot. :eek: Doin it right now.
     
  7. MiseryQ

    MiseryQ Guest

    I usual just smear Lamb's blood over my door post...
     
  8. Bytes Back

    Bytes Back Ex Police Chief

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    Does it have to be lambs blood ?

    I have some koala bears blood sitting around in the fridge, wodered if this would do.
     
  9. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    Doesn't everyone...sheesh. :p
     
  10. Shamus MacNoob

    Shamus MacNoob Moderator Political User

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    lol yooooooo throw me a koala bear will ya ............. need to bleed that sucker .................
     
  11. Barbarian

    Barbarian Guest

    Looks like your a little early Kermit, can't wait till the 1st or what ?
     
  12. Shamus MacNoob

    Shamus MacNoob Moderator Political User

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    well if its the 31st here its already the first in Aus and New Zealand and Japan :0PPPPP
     
  13. CeReAl

    CeReAl Guest

    lol are you serious about not connecting lol thats such a joke hahaha hehe lambs blood lol :p