Describe the perfect man for Jewelzz

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  1. Bytes Back

    Bytes Back Ex Police Chief

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    As Police chief here, I have reason to believe that Jewelzz doesn't have the perfect man.

    So I consider it my civic duty to help the deputy mayor to find that man.

    Trouble is, I would consider myself absolutely perfect, so I think second opinions are needed :D

    Describe away here, Jewelzz will no doubt help us in this quest.
     
  2. madmatt

    madmatt Bow Down to the King Political User

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    COOKIE MONSTER MAD! FIND ME COOKIES, NOW!
     
  3. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    Location, location, location! ;)
     
  4. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    LMAO!! Now this is gonna be fun!! I'm not saying anything until others start posting :p :D
     
  5. madmatt

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    *SNIFFS JEWELZZ* WHERE ME COOKIES?! FIND THEM, NOW!
     
  6. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Sniff Jewelzz?? You a dog matt? :p
    Ok zipping lips now, I'm gonna get myself in trouble here :D
     
  7. madmatt

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    ME COOKIE MONSTER!
     
  8. Bytes Back

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    WHERES MY COOKIES :mad:
     
  9. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Jewelzz, I will take you to see Tequila Sunset, everyday.

    Beat that. :D :D :D
     
  10. dreamliner77

    dreamliner77 The Analog Kid

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    I'm young enough to still be able to be corrupted!!!
     
  11. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Heh, I've done a lot of that ;) :p
     
  12. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    The Perfect Man for Jewellz has to be a cross dresser because:

    THE ADVANTAGES OF HAVING A CROSSDRESSING HUSBAND are:


    1.YOU have a live in cosmotologist.
    2.If he wears a skirt it's easy access.
    3.He always envies you because he would reather be wearing what you are
    wearing.
    4.You can have a girlfriend as well as a boyfriend who does'nt mind
    waiting while you take your time shopping.
    5.You can double your wardrobe if he's the same size as you!
    6.You never have to worry about cheating on you with another woman. He IS
    the other woman!!
    7.You always have a girlfriend to go shopping and have lunch with!!
    8.He'll NEVER object to being a clothes dummy and wearing a dress while
    you hem it.
    9.While shopping, you can test a new shade of nail polish on him and he
    doesn't complain or asks to see a matching lipstick.
    10.He'll rarely have that scratchy five o'clock shadow.
    11.He'll never ask you to have a threesome with another woman as long as
    he can wear the lingerie.
    12.He will be sympathatic about your excess body hair.
    13.He won't tear your lingerie when removing it from you.
    14.He won't mind waiting on you or your girlfreinds and he won't forget
    to curtsey.
    15.If you need a slip for that new dress you bought and he happens to
    have the perfect one, and lets you borrow it.
    16.You can switch off wearing the high heels while on a long shopping
    spree.
    17.A man in a dress makes a good cook.
    18.He loves to smell perfume and wll give you an honest opinion.
    19.You can test a new shade of lipstick on him.
    20.If you purchase something for your home, it won't be too feminine.
    21.At least the toilet seat will be down.
    22.He is a lot easier to buy gifts for.
    23.He knows just the right way to make love, takes his time and knows
    just what makes you tick!
    24.He will understand much better that the best thing a girl can have
    when she feels down is new clothes.
    25.If he buy's you clothes, you know he sizes them right.
    26.You can take him to the hair salon with you and he will sit quietly
    while you both get your hair done and he will never complain. In fact he
    will thank you.
    27.The only time he will ever care if you wear curlers to bed is if he
    has to wear the oversized rollers.
    28.He understands why you don't care for spending 8 hours a day in
    pantyhose and high heels.
    29.Never complains about leaving delicate underwear out to dry.
    30.You have a girlfriend who doesn't get PMS.
    31.He will not only shop with you but pay the bill as well!
    32.He knows how to handle delicates when he does the laundry.
    33.Satin and velvet are more snuggly than denim and wool.
    34.He understands the need for quality cosmetics.
    35.You have even more excuses to go shopping, and he will even carry the
    bags.
    36.You can borrow his jewelry, clothes & makeup.
    37.He understands why you go through so many pairs of stockings.
    38.He no longer expect you to get ready for a night on the town in 15
    minutes or less.
    39.The world needs more feminists in lipstick.
    40.You can take the Cosmo quizzes together.
    41.You can ask him how an outfit looks, and get an intelligent response.
    42.His new friends don't spend all day watching football.
    43.He knows to walk slow when you're wearing heels.
    44.If he says "Hon, you look nice." you know he really means it.
    45.He can spot makeup smudges better than any other guy.
    46.He's like having a live in cosmetologist.
    47.He loves to go shopping with you and watch you try on clothes.
    48.He knows how to treat a lady with care, sensitivity and respect.
    49.He's a girl friend that will stick around and won't flake out on you
    or stab you in the back.
    50.He loves to dress up and have long chat sessions.
    51.You can have a threesome without adding another partner.
    52.If you've ever been bi-curious you can experiment a little.
    53.You know one of you will have a tissue with you when you need it.
    54.Dress him up in a French Maid's Uniform and you have a house cleaner
    for the day.

    I just wonder if Jewellz will keep her mouth shut now???


    :D :D :D
     
  13. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    This should be the #1 reason :D



    LMAO!!


    I don't stay quiet for long damnyank :p
     
  14. dreamliner77

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    oh, please currupt me!
     
  15. madmatt

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    darn. =)
     
  16. Jewelzz

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  17. madmatt

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    Jewelzz is in her glory with all this attention =)
     
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  19. MrSlippyFist

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    the perfect man for Jewelzz would probably be a scout master
    and like photography
    i wish i knew someone like that
     
  20. Cardinal Law

    Cardinal Law Guest

    Mr Slippy Fist, Don't you like photography and are a scout master?
    By the way you might make a good priest. PM me if your interested.