Deep Thoughts

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by muzikool, Apr 15, 2003.

  1. muzikool

    muzikool Act your wage. Political User

    In honor of Jack Handey (for no particular reason), I am starting a "Deep Thoughts" thread. Post originals, or your favorite Jack Handey ones.
     
  2. muzikool

    muzikool Act your wage. Political User

    To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. -Jack Handey

    If your GPA seems too low and you feel stupid, remember that five-thirds of Americans have trouble with fractions. -original
     
  3. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

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    I got one:

    Who the hell is Jack Handey???????????????????
     
  4. muzikool

    muzikool Act your wage. Political User

    Sorry, never took that question into account. :) "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey" is a segment that shows up on Saturday Night Live pretty often. Look here for examples of his stuff.
     
  5. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

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    Way too much reading over there for me but now I get ya. :D
     
  6. Sazar

    Sazar F@H - Is it in you? Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    in honor of ?

    did he die ?

    I always love the section... with that HUge book lol.. and the soft music...

    always brilliant..
     
  7. muzikool

    muzikool Act your wage. Political User

    Re: Re: Deep Thoughts

    That's why I noted for no particular reason. :D

    Here's another original:
    If I could be anything, I would be that needle in the haystack. That way, people would always be looking for me, and I’m really good at hide-and-seek.
     
  8. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    I really like it... he toughed me when Mad Scientist throw their best parties...
    I miss The Lost Deep Thought.