1. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea....does that mean that, one actually enjoys it?? 2. There are 3 religious truths: -Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah -Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith -Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store. 3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?? 4. Why do croutons come in airtight packages?? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?? 5. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? 6. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?? 7. If American mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons & forks, ever wonder what Chinese mothers use?? Toothpicks?? 8. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?? What are we supposed to do, write to them?? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?? 9. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive!!