Deep in thought

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Dunom, May 8, 2002.

  1. Dunom

    Dunom Guest

    1. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea....does that mean that, one actually enjoys it??

    2. There are 3 religious truths:
    -Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah
    -Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith
    -Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.

    3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack??

    4. Why do croutons come in airtight packages?? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with??

    5. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

    6. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men??

    7. If American mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons & forks, ever wonder what Chinese mothers use?? Toothpicks??

    8. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?? What are we supposed to do, write to them?? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail??

    9. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive!!
     
  2. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    And you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway.
    A delivery by car is a shipment, a delivery by ship is cargo.
    Why is there interstate highways in Hawaii?
    Why did kamakaze pilots wear helmets?
     
  3. bheagle

    bheagle Guest

    AND!!!!!


    Would you buy tires at a "Blow out sale"????
     
  4. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Can you get a blow job at a Glass factory? :eek:

    Watch those naughty minds now. :D
     
  5. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    That is disgusting and immoral and...I'm telling that at parties
     
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  7. Sazar

    Sazar F@H - Is it in you? Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    I just love these posts... they let me solve all my problems with windows XP... truly helpful...

    STOP IT... I LIKE IT... :D
     
  8. Sazar

    Sazar F@H - Is it in you? Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    ok a dumb one but to let my frustrations out...

    FUJISTICALLY...

    why do old people's cars like crown vics come with indicator lights?
     
  9. wyrlwyn

    wyrlwyn Guest

    how come in the spanish language every thing of the same object is the same sex, like all pancils are la lapiz... well, how do all the female pencils make more pencils...