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1. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea....does that mean that, one actually enjoys it??

2. There are 3 religious truths:
-Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah
-Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith
-Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.

3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack??

4. Why do croutons come in airtight packages?? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with??

5. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

6. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men??

7. If American mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons & forks, ever wonder what Chinese mothers use?? Toothpicks??

8. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?? What are we supposed to do, write to them?? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail??

9. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive!!
 
And you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway.
A delivery by car is a shipment, a delivery by ship is cargo.
Why is there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why did kamakaze pilots wear helmets?
 
AND!!!!!


Would you buy tires at a "Blow out sale"????
 
Can you get a blow job at a Glass factory? :eek:

Watch those naughty minds now. :D
 
That is disgusting and immoral and...I'm telling that at parties
 
I just love these posts... they let me solve all my problems with windows XP... truly helpful...

STOP IT... I LIKE IT... :D
 
ok a dumb one but to let my frustrations out...

FUJISTICALLY...

why do old people's cars like crown vics come with indicator lights?
 
how come in the spanish language every thing of the same object is the same sex, like all pancils are la lapiz... well, how do all the female pencils make more pencils...
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
Electronic Punk wrote on Sazar's profile.
Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

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