DeathTest

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by GoNz0, Nov 26, 2003.

  1. GoNz0

    GoNz0 NTFS Stoner

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    well it's good news for me, i never thought i stood a chance of making it to 50, but, i just got hope at this link.

    (light hearted humor)

    http://www.thespark.com/deathtest/

    :cool:

    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    July 26, 2024
    at the age of 50 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (27%)
    Auto-Fellatio (13%)
    Heart Attack (10%)
    Suicide (8%)
    Homicide (8%)
    Alcoholism (8%)
    Alien Abduction (6%)
     
  2. Yharn

    Yharn meh.

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    Location:
    Indiana, USA
    March 28, 2050
    at the age of 68 years old.
     
  3. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    well...hmmmm... strange...

    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

    Never


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (0%)
    Auto-Fellatio (0%)
    Heart Attack (0%)
    Suicide (0%)
    Homicide (0%)
    Alcoholism (0%)
    Alien Abduction (0%)

    Boredom (100%)

    :p


    [edit]

    OOOOOPS... :eek:

    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

    December 7, 2003
    at the age of 44 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Contagious Disease (42%)
    Auto-Fellatio (6%)
    Cancer (5%)
    Suicide (5%)
    Homicide (5%)
    Heart Attack (5%)

    Damn! :confused:
     
  4. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    October 29, 2064
    at the age of 78 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (25%)
    Heart Attack (23%)
    Alcoholism (13%)
    Alien Abduction (8%)
    Third Degree Burns (7%)
    Auto-Fellatio (7%)
    Suicide (5%)
     
  5. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    September 4, 2039
    at the age of 70 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (36%)
    Heart Attack (8%)
    Alcoholism (8%)
    Suicide (7%)
    Horrible Accident (7%)
    Contagious Disease (5%)
    Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) ???? Ermmmmmmm :confused:
     
  6. Erbmaster

    Erbmaster Moderator Folding Team

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    :eek: Auto fellatio.. Didn't think anybody could bend that far over?
     
  7. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    I once saw a guy who could :D
     
  8. Brandi

    Brandi Guest

    Damn, I'm going to die when I'm 71 on Feb 6, 2049.
     
  9. Fenris

    Fenris OSNN Senior Addict

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    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    January 27, 2046
    at the age of 62 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (32%)
    Heart Attack (24%)
    Alien Abduction (7%)
    Suicide (5%)
    Alcoholism (5%)

    They better have flying cars by then or im going to be mad
    :mad: I WANT MY JETSONS CAR :D
     
  10. Zedric

    Zedric NTFS Guru Folding Team

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    Location:
    Sweden
    March 6, 2060
    at the age of 78 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Heart Attack (38%)
    Cancer (15%)
    Alien Abduction (10%)
    Alcoholism (9%)
    Loneliness (6%)

    I don't like the look of the last one...
     
  11. Leo154

    Leo154 Guest

    Hahaha! Thats so funny! Some questions actually made me laugh, which is odd for something like this. :D

    funniest thing: "Has anyone in your family had problems with any of the following?" : illiteracy? HAHAHA!

    10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
    4% have had team sex.
    8% work in the porn business.

    HAHAHA! jokes! :D

    +fav
     
  12. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    Location:
    Israel
    January 12, 2035
    at the age of 50 years old

    Cancer (32%)
    Heart Attack (17%)
    Horrible Accident (9%)
    Alien Abduction (8%)
    Alcoholism (7%)
    Homicide (5%)

    "Alien Abduction" :confused:
     
  13. Maveric169

    Maveric169 The Voices Talk to Me

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    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    December 26, 2043
    at the age of 67 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (31%)
    Heart Attack (12%)
    Alcoholism (10%)
    Suicide (5%)
    Horrible Accident (5%)
    Auto-Fellatio (5%)

    And when I select the absolute possible worst

    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    December 3, 2003
    at the age of 27 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Contagious Disease (34%)
    Cancer (14%)
    Heart Attack (6%)
    Horrible Accident (6%)

    :( :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :(