Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to show them what has happened. "First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile Inspector", says the Coroner. "Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. A Newfie, 30, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "Thought he was having his picture taken."