Deathmask.

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Oct 27, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.
    The coroner calls the police to show them what has happened.
    "First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress.
    Hence the enormous smile Inspector", says the Coroner.
    "Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
    "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. A Newfie, 30, struck by lightning."
    "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
    "Thought he was having his picture taken."
     
  2. Hipster Doofus

    Hipster Doofus Good grief Charlie Brown

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    Ah Kirrie2001 what is a Newfie. :confused: Never heard of it. When I know I might even have a giggle. :D
     
  3. LoRdNiTrO

    LoRdNiTrO Guest

    Sad....Truly...Sad........:cool:
     
  4. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Hipster, its the equivalent to an Irishman type joke.

    Lordnitro, seems to know what it is. :D :D
     
  5. Aspenglade

    Aspenglade Guest

    Newfie is the term for a Newfoundlander....a Canadian from the east coast....they are silly people, really!
     
  6. ZAnwar

    ZAnwar Guest

    hahhahaahah
     
  7. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    lol whahahaha