Dear Abby

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by gonaads, Feb 26, 2004.

  1. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Dear Abby was speechless when these came in:

    Dear Abby:
    A couple of women moved in across the hall from me.
    One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social
    worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together
    and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out.
    Do you think they could be Lebanese?

    Dear Abby:
    What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and
    violence on my VCR?

    Dear Abby:
    I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much
    I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

    Dear Abby:
    I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has
    been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think
    my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know
    him well enough to discuss money with him.

    Dear Abby:
    I suspected that my husband had been fooling around,
    and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything
    and said it would never happen again.

    Dear Abby:
    Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy
    who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

    Dear Abby:
    I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now,
    how do I get out?

    Dear Abby:
    My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist
    $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

    Dear Abby:
    I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't
    know he drank until one night he came home sober.

    Dear Abby:
    My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is
    going through her mental pause.

    Dear Abby:
    You told some woman whose husband had lost all
    interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all
    interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor.
     
  2. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

  3. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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  4. falcone

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    lol.. i tink it is more often the case the english language failed them hahaz... :)