Dave

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Feb 13, 2006.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    quite an old joke this one so it may be a repost. i only saw it today and had to laugh.

    Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know Everyone there is
    to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them"

    Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom
    Cruise?"

    Dave replied "Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Dave and
    his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and Tom Cruise
    shouts, "Dave! What's happenin? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!

    Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical. After they leave
    Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just
    lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says.

    "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yup," Dave says,"Old buddies,
    let's fly out to Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Bush
    spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave,
    what a surprise, I was just on my
    way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup
    of coffee first and catch up."

    Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced.
    After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave,
    who again implores him to name anyone else.

    "The pope," his boss replies.

    "Sure!" says Dave. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a
    long time."

    So off they fly to Rome. Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses in
    Vatican Square when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the
    Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so
    let me just go upstairs and
    I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the
    crowd headed toward the Vatican.

    Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony
    but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart
    attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

    Working his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?" His boss
    looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the
    balcony and the man next to me said:

    "Who the f*#k's that on the balcony with Dave?"
     
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  2. X-Istence

    X-Istence * Political User

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    hahaha, Dave really does know everyone!
     
  3. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    rofl that made me laugh hard :D
     
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  4. rushm001

    rushm001 In the beginning...... Political User

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    An old one but a good one! :p
     
  5. emeritus

    emeritus Beware the Monkeys!!!

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    Now that made me laugh, thank you!
     
  6. joansfella

    joansfella OSNN Junior Addict

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    very good it might be an old but its still a good un
     
  7. kcnychief

    kcnychief █▄█ ▀█▄ █ Political User Folding Team

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    haha, nice :p
     
  8. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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    that was pretty funny