Ever seen the movie "The Breakfast Club"? Well, Bender never did finish that joke cuz he fell through the ceiling right at that crucial moment. Anyway, I thought it might be fun to post the first 1/2 of the joke and see what some of the folks here could come up with for a punchline. "A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a 2 foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table, bartender says : `I suppose you wont' be needing a drink', and the naked lady says..." (crash!bang!) ???? Have fun.