Cowboy story

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Jewelzz, May 12, 2002.

  1. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Cowboy Story:

    While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and began a conversation.


    Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

    Indian: "Dog no talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

    Dog: "Doin' alright."

    Indian: Look of shock.


    Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.

    Dog: "Yep"

    Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

    Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

    Indian: Look of total disbelief.

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

    Indian: "Horse no talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

    Horse: "Cool."

    Indian: Extreme look of shock.

    Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at

    Indian Horse: "Yep"

    Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"


    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

    Indian: Total look of utter amazement.

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

    Indian: "Sheep a liar."
     
  2. madmatt

    madmatt Bow Down to the King Political User

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    hahah

    may I borrow some of your time?
     
  3. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    Great punchline!!!:D :D
     
  4. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    What's that you say???

    Here sheepy sheepy, sheepy???????


    :confused: :confused: :confused:
     
  5. MdSalih

    MdSalih The Boss

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    funkeh stuff m8 :p

    MdSalih
     
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  7. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    LMAO. Good gal Jewelzz.

    Indian, not so stupid as Cowboy.

    Baaaa, I hear you say.

    Lesson to be learned. Never wear gumboots on prairie.