Corny Pickup Lines Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. ~~~ Man: Hey come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason. Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks! ~~~ Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? ~~~ Man: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? ~~~ Man: I'd go through anything for you. Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account. ~~~ Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine! ~~~ Man: Is this seat empty? Woman:Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. ~~~ Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. ~~~ Man: Oh! baby are you hurt?" Woman: No, Why?" Man: "It's a long fall from Heaven." ~~~ Man: If I could redo the alphabet, I would put U and I right beside each other! ~~~ Woman: You look just like my third husband." Man: Oh, really? How many times have you been married? Woman: Twice. ~~~ Man: Are you from Tennessee? Woman: No. Why? Man: Because you are the only ten I see!