Corny Pickup Lines

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Aug 29, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    Corny Pickup Lines


    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

    Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

    ~~~

    Man: Hey come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.

    Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

    ~~~


    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

    Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

    ~~~


    Man: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

    ~~~

    Man: I'd go through anything for you.

    Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

    ~~~

    Man: Your place or mine?

    Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine!

    ~~~

    Man: Is this seat empty?

    Woman:Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

    ~~~

    Man: So, what do you do for a living?

    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

    ~~~

    Man: Oh! baby are you hurt?"

    Woman: No, Why?"

    Man: "It's a long fall from Heaven."

    ~~~

    Man: If I could redo the alphabet, I would put U and I right beside each other!

    ~~~

    Woman: You look just like my third husband."

    Man: Oh, really? How many times have you been married?

    Woman: Twice.

    ~~~

    Man: Are you from Tennessee?

    Woman: No. Why?

    Man: Because you are the only ten I see!
     
  2. Man: "Do you sleep on your front"

    Woman: "No"

    Man: "Well can I?"
     
  3. X-Istence

    X-Istence * Political User

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    Man: You have nice legs, when do they open?
     
  4. Guybrush

    Guybrush Village Idiot

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    My face is leaving in ten minutes - be on it!:D
     
  5. Petros

    Petros Thief IV

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    "Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you've been running through my mind all day."

    "Man: Do you wash your pants with Windex? I was just wondering what that Windexy smell is. It's pretty, um, strong."

    "Man: Someone call the police, because you just burned my cat."
     
  6. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    Get your coat, you've pulled
     
  7. ReC0iL

    ReC0iL Guest

    haha, good ones....
     
  8. darktempest

    darktempest Guest

    good new lines!
     
  9. SkazzyUK

    SkazzyUK XP-erience Oldie

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    Ye Old Classic
     
  10. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    In the words of A.A milnes

    "Hell yes"
     
  11. chris

    chris Free to Fly

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    *salutes* :D :p
     
  12. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User


    :p dam good line
     
  13. Admiral Michael

    Admiral Michael Michaelsoft Systems CEO Folding Team

    Man: I dont have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

    Man: You must be Jamaican because Ja-makin me crazy.

    Man: My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
     
  14. Friend of Bill

    Friend of Bill What, me worry?

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    Man: Is that you Ethel..?

    Woman: Scram bumb!:D
     
  15. Friend of Bill

    Friend of Bill What, me worry?

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    Get it...????????????????:rolleyes: