Constipated Horse

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Jul 18, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    Constipated Horse

    A farmer goes to the vet and says, "My horse is constipated."

    The vet replies, "Take one of these pills, put it in a long tube, stick the other end in the horse's ass, and blow the pill up there."

    The farmer comes back the next day, and he looks very sick.

    The vet says, "What happened?"

    The farmer responds, "The horse blew first."
     
  2. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    Ewwwwww :D
     
  3. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    Hematic Guest

    thats HORRIBLE!
     
  5. Erbmaster

    Erbmaster Moderator Folding Team

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    Mwahahahaha short but not so sweet bleurgh :)
     
  6. Sazar

    Sazar F@H - Is it in you? Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    lmao... thats a nice funny...

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