Condom Emergency

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by GoNz0, Aug 31, 2003.

  1. GoNz0

    GoNz0 NTFS Stoner

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    President Boris Yeltsin called Clinton with an emergency:

    "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried.

    "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"

    "Boris, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the President.

    "I do need your help," said Yeltsin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"

    "Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Clinton.

    "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Yeltsin.

    "Yes?"

    "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Yeltsin.

    "No problem," replied the President and, with that, Clinton hung up and called the President of Trojan. "I need a favor, you've got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Russia."

    "Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.

    "Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide."

    "Easily done. Anything else?"

    "Yeah," said the President, "print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE MEDIUM' on each one."
     
  2. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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  3. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    Very good GoNz0
     
  4. Hahahaha nice :D
     
  5. X-Istence

    X-Istence * Political User

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    ROFL, that is very very funny.