Computer Geek Quiz

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, May 13, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    1. I have moss growing: A) In my garden
      B) In my bathroom
      C) In my kitchen
      D) On my teeth

    2. When I open my mouth at parties, people:

      A) Listen
      B) Ease away slowly
      C) Stuff a live weasel down my throat
    3. I think computers are:

      A) Uninteresting
      B) Interesting
      C) Too damn small for the stuff I want to do
    4. I think sheep are:

      A) Uninteresting
      B) Interesting
      C) Annoyingly far away from where I live
    5. The Usenet Oracle is:

      A) A pack of weenies who think about "Lisa" way too much
      B) Interesting
      C) Not appreciative of the great answers I write; the Priesthood is out to get me
    6. The gender I desire to have sexual relations with is:

      A) Difficult to understand
      B) Impossible to understand
      C) Clearly from a different planet
      D) How should I know? I've only seen pictures
    7. Bill Gates is:

      A) Bill who?
      B) Very wealthy
      C) Head of Microsoft, which produces some widely used products
      D) The Antichrist
    8. In general, people:

      A) Like me
      B) Don't like me
      C) People? What people?
    9. My friends are:

      A) Diverse
      B) People I know from work or school
      C) Wearing the same clothing I am
    10. My dream vacation is:

      A) Tibet
      B) Europe
      C) California
      D) In a room with lots of fluorescent lights and an unlimited supply of coffee
    11. My job prospects are:

      A) Abysmal
      B) Adequate
      C) I'll never be out of work, you hear me? Never!
      D) They pay people to do this?

    Score 0 for each A, 1 for each B, 2 for each C, and 3 for each D. 19 or more : Yep. You're a computer geek, all right.
    13 - 18 : You're a geek of some stripe or another.
    7 - 12 : Probably not a geek, but watch it...
    0 - 6 : If you're of the opposite sex, could you leave a note for me in the personals column? Please? Hello?
     
  2. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    hehe lol :) score was massive :)
     
  3. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    ROFL @ our geeky selves.
    Cha'Mone ;)
     
  4. Geffy

    Geffy Moderator Folding Team

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    geek of one stripe or another
     
  5. Lee

    Lee OSNN Proxy

    I got 13-18, well NO GEEK NO GLORY! ONCE YOU'VE BEEN GEEK YOU NEVER GO BACK!
     
  6. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Lee that also works with women too.
    Once you have been with a geek you will NOT go back (for more) LOL ;)
     
  7. Lee

    Lee OSNN Proxy

    I was being sarcastic. I don't look geeky/nerdy nor do I wear my shorts over my trackies when I played in goal. I don't wear glassess with a plaster keeping a frame in, nor sweat like it's 100 degrees. I speak with a nice quiet middle English accent not definable from any area of the Holy land (England).

    I don't have multiple orgasms when let loose in Maplins or PC world.

    But in my heart of hearts there is a Geek, a bit like Geek inside (Pentium inside).

    I forgot to add I don't wear glassess.
     
  8. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Hehe ROFL
    I was just saying LOL, it be a joke ;)

    BTW the *holy land* is SCOTLAND hehe
    Scotland Forever!!!! hehe
     
  9. Lee

    Lee OSNN Proxy

    I know it was a joke. OK why if Scotland is the holy land then why do more Scottish people (Jocks) live in England than in Scotland?

    Maybe they all came to England instead of Argentina as Alex Mcleish's tartan army in 78, well our football is better innit.
     
  10. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    More Scottish live in England???? u sure about that?
    hmmmm
     
  11. Lee

    Lee OSNN Proxy

    Very sure. Is Rod Stewart a jock? Old cockney Rod.
    Do Berwick rangers actually play in Scotland?