Comments by Sports Commentators

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Brandi, Dec 10, 2003.

  1. Brandi

    Brandi Guest

    Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I'm sure they would like to take back:

    1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

    2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

    3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."

    4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

    5. RingsideBoxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."

    6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

    7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

    8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."

    9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian D.icks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven D.icks on the field."

    10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"
     
  2. Sazar

    Sazar F@H - Is it in you? Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    I would include Jason Kidd in there as well..

    after joining the New Jersey Nets.. "We are going to turn this team around 360 degrees"

    :cool:

    I think the psuedo-mathemeticians amongst us know what that means :cool:
     
  3. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    lmfao very good :D
     
  4. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

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    Oh...those are hilarious.
     
  5. leedogg

    leedogg Gojyone kawaiiiiiiii!

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    hehe made me smile
     
  6. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Let's not forget Yogi Berra :D

    "Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical."

    "You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."