Collection for the manager

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by itsmelisa, Mar 20, 2007.

  1. itsmelisa

    itsmelisa Joke Spammer

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    Employees of a Software Company are all worried. Some are roaming around.

    Some are in Loud discussions during office time.....

    Some Trainees, who had just joined,notice this and enquire about what happened to a senior employee, They asks, "What's going on?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped our Project Manager.

    They're asking for a Rs.500 Crores ransom, otherwise they're going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire.

    We're going from desk to desk, taking up a collection."

    One Trainee asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?
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    "About a litre."


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  2. Vanquished

    Vanquished Mr. Bananagrabber Political User

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    hehehe :p
    That's mean :)