Clocks in Heaven

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  1. Heeter

    Heeter Overclocked Like A Mother

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    A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter at the
    Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

    He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

    St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a
    Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

    "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

    "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
    never told a lie."

    "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

    St. Peter responded, "That 's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The Hands have moved
    twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

    "Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

    It's in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."


    Heeter
     
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  2. mlakrid

    mlakrid OSNN BASSMASTER Political User Folding Team

    Thats SOO wrong, on soo many levels... Im suprised Perris hasnt been in here saying he needed a fan too...

    LOL :laugh:
     
  3. Admiral Michael

    Admiral Michael Michaelsoft Systems CEO Folding Team

    LMAO, excellent.
     
  4. ejn74

    ejn74 Folding Master! Political User Folding Team

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    LOL LOL THat is hilarious!!!!!!!! :laugh::laugh:
     
  5. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    rofl i love that :D
     
  6. Geffy

    Geffy Moderator Folding Team

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    hehe, I quite like that one

    bet you could use blairs as a desk fan :p
     
  7. LordOfLA

    LordOfLA Godlike!

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    Hahah. Heeter is trying to kill some of us here :D