Chuck Norris Responds To Random Facts

[Aprox]

Oh man, some of those jokes made me cry.. good stuff. In one of those videos you posted Tittles they showed a short clip of him fighting Bruce Lee, I saw the full version of it the other day.

All I could find was a torrent for the video, not certain if I can post it here though.

 

[Mastershakes]

According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.

 

[VenomXt]

did bruce lee end him? I think its a rule if your oriental and know karate then you allways beat us white guys that know it....

 

[Aprox]

Well I dont want to give it away, but honestly... who do you think would win

 

[Mastershakes]

did bruce lee end him? I think its a rule if your oriental and know karate then you allways beat us white guys that know it....

No rule, we just suck at it.

 

[Kush]

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