Christmas Shopping Humor

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  1. LeeJend

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    I went into an adult entertainment shop for some christmas goodies and asked the clerk for an inflatable doll.

    "Would you like male or female?"

    "Female, please."

    "Would you like Black or White?"

    "White, Please."

    "Would you like Christian or Muslim?"

    "What has the religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"

    "Well," explained the clerk, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"
     
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    Haha. That' gold man :D
     
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    Old ones are the best ones!
     
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