Christmas Joke #1

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  1. Erbmaster

    Erbmaster Moderator Folding Team

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    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

    In honour of this holy season," St Peter said, "you must each possess
    something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

    The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
    flicked it on. "It represents a candle" he said. You may pass through the pearly gates St Peter said.

    The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
    He shook them and said, "They're bells". St Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

    The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

    St Peter looked at the man with a
    raised eyebrow and asked,

    "And just what do those symbolize?"

    The man replied............















    >"They're Carols".
     
  2. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    Haha, superb :D
     
  3. Geffy

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  4. Brandi

    Brandi Guest

    haha, that is adorable.
     
  5. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    Hehehe, .....good times .... :)
     
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    delta4s BLACK HAWK ALOFT

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