christmas divorce

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Dec 8, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Christmas
    and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your
    mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

    "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
    "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

    Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like
    heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

    She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT
    getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

    The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,"they're coming for Christmas and paying their own way."
     
  2. LordOfLA

    LordOfLA Godlike!

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    hahhha that was better then the pope and rabbi :D
     
  3. Xie

    Xie - geek - Subscribed User Folding Team

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    LOL didn't see that coming at the end. :)
     
  4. Elektro Slime

    Elektro Slime Harware Guru

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    nie ending!