chicken little

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Perris Calderon, Apr 16, 2002.

  1. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    True story. One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class.

    She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.
    She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
    The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"
    One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: "Holy fujitsimoto A talking chicken!'"
     
  2. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    ROFL. That was a fujilicious story. :D
     
  3. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Talking about chickens...

    A guy driving down the highway, was suddenly passed by a chicken, doing 70mph.
    Unable to beleive his eyes, he went faster to catch up with it, but the chicken went faster still.
    Suddenly, the chicken veered off the main highway, and up a dirt track, with the guy in the car still chasing it.
    The chicken swerved into a field in a great cloud of dust, and the guy in the car pulled up next to the field.
    The field was crammed full of chickens, but he now noticed that they all had THREE legs each.
    The farmer who owned the field, was standing nearby scratching his head, when the guy in the car asked him "What are you doing with all these Three legged chickens"
    The farmer replied, "I breed them to sell to KFC, and they give me extra for every drumstick I produce"
    "My God" declares the driver of the car, "You must be a millionaire by now".
    "Yes, I would be" said the farmer, if I could catch the Barstewards"