Chavs

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Mar 9, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
    A. A liar!

    Q. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
    A. The Police

    Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
    A. Could I have a big mac please?

    Q. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
    A. It might be your bike!

    Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
    A. A Nova seats 4

    Q. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
    A. Will the defendant please stand

    Q. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
    A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

    A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us?
    Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
    The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
     
  2. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    Chavs are old now,they're yesterdays joke :laugh:
     
  3. ming

    ming OSNN Advanced

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    He/she might have proof. :p
     
  4. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

  5. chris

    chris Free to Fly

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    Heh, some good ones ;)
     
  6. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Doubt it :D
     
  7. Lee

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    He should use the search button the chavs jokes where like done here last year.

    And guess what it was posted at neowin like 2 days ago.
     
  8. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Lee dont post in my threads
     
  9. Un4gIvEn1

    Un4gIvEn1 Moderator

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    For us Americans... can you please tell me WTF is a GCSE?
     
  10. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you :dead: :laugh:
     
  11. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    General Certificate of Secondary Education. It's a sack of horse**** basically.
     
  12. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    Used to be O-levels. It is an exam you take when you are 16.
    Can then lead to GNVQs or A-Levels- AS levels.
    Which you can then use to do a degree, then a masters degree.
    With that degree you can then fail to get a job due to lack of experience.
    Life is great, but I got off that train ;D, 11 gcses, 4 alevels in the end, then well fell out of uni - but wouldn't trade those times for anything!
     
  13. Lee

    Lee OSNN Proxy

    I did O'level A-O level and A level, also have some g.c.s.e's; I did an evening class to get them.

    If you know your stuff none of the above should be too hard.

    If you turn up for a g.c.s.e. examination fill in your entry number and your name correctly score 0 you still get a f, which means a certificate.
     
  14. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    In scotland a chav is called a ned. same thing just different term :D
    we have standard grades which I think are the same as GCSE's then we have highers lol.
    Glad I am out of education now ;)
     
  15. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    And they say standards are slipping :D
     
  16. Moonwraith

    Moonwraith Moderator Folding Team

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    umm, no?
    That's where U's (ungraded) comes into play i think you'll find and Cs are recognised as passes.

    anyways, good set zerohour. Seen 'em before, but good.
     
  17. Scooter

    Scooter Random Apple Dude

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    heeheehee... Chavas.... shoot 'em all :)
     
  18. rushm001

    rushm001 In the beginning...... Political User

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    I've got 8 GCSE's (well 11 of you include 3 D's!), 2 'A' Levels, a BSC in Applied Accounting and I am now a Chartered Certified Accountant! Thankfully don't study any more! :p
     
  19. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    11 gcse's 3 Alevals, didn't play any part in getting me my current job as a night manager on £££ :D
     
  20. Moonwraith

    Moonwraith Moderator Folding Team

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    12 GCSEs, an Intermediate GNVQ (worth 4 gcses)

    4 AS levels, and I suppose in about 3 months.. my 4 A Levels will be done.

    ... Damn time goes by too fast

    (How did we get onto the subject of comparing qualifications again? :p)