Chainmail

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by Electronic Punk, Jan 16, 2002.

  1. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    Here is some chainmail I just got but don't wanna foward it to all my address book :D
    Apparently 7 people have to answer or my "wish" doesn't come true ;)


    Subject: Dalai Lama Personality Test

    Interesting. Just 4 questions and the answers will surprise you. Do not
    cheat by looking up the answers. The mind is like a parachute, it works best when it is opened. This is fun to do, but you have to follow the instructions very closely. Do not cheat. MAKE A WISH BEFORE BEGINNING THE TEST!! A Warning! Answer the questions as you go along.
    There are only four questions and if you see them all before finishing, you will not have honest results. Go down slowly and do each exercise as you scroll down. Don't look ahead. Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along. You will need it at the end. This is an honest questionnaire which will tell you a lot about your true self.

    Put the following 5 animals in the order of your preference.
    a. Cow
    b. Tiger
    c. Sheep
    d. Horse
    e. Pig

    Write one word that describes each one of the following:
    Dog
    Cat
    Rat
    Coffee
    Sea

    Think of someone (who also knows you and is important to you) that you can relate them to the following colors (do not repeat your answer twice. Name just one person for each color.)
    Yellow
    Orange
    Red
    White
    Green

    Finally, write down your favorite number and your favorite day of the week.

    Finished? Please be sure that your answers are what you REALLY WANT.

    Look at the interpretations below: (but first before continuing, repeat your wish.)

    This will define your priorities in your life.
    Cow Signifies CAREER
    Tiger Signifies PRIDE
    Sheep Signifies LOVE
    Horse Signifies FAMILY
    Pig Signifies MONEY

    Your description of dog implies YOUR OWN PERSONALITY.
    Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner.
    Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies.
    Your description of coffee is how you interpret SEX.
    Your description of the Sea implies your own life.

    Yellow: Someone you will never forget
    Orange: Someone you consider your true friend
    Red: Someone that you really love
    White: Your twin soul
    Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life

    You have to send this message to as many persons as your favorite number and your wish will come true on the day that you put. This is what the Dalai Lama has said about the Millennium -- just take a few seconds to read it and think. Do not put away this message, the mantra will come out from your hands in the next 96 hours. You will have a very pleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious. Please do this. It is fascinating.
    SEND THIS E-MAIL MANTRA TO AT LEAST FIVE PERSONS AND YOUR LIFE WILL IMPROVE
    0-4 persons: Your life will improve slightly
    5-9 persons: Your life will improve to your liking
    9-14 persons: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next three weeks
    15 or more persons: Your life will improve drastically and all that you have
    always dreamed will take shape
     
  2. Anti-hooray for chain mail!
     
  3. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    lol, too right
     
  4. MdSalih

    MdSalih The Boss

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    ok sent to 0 ppl...
    erm.. DUH obviously... i've just wasted my freaking time reading through a load of crap... can't think of anything worse really...

    MdSalih

    P.S. Fravoite number is 0... my wish... one of the following:

    1. Chain Mail will be taken out of everyones vocabulary...
    2. I don't ever have to waste time reading chain mail
    3. The guy who wrote it drops down dead!

    which day ? where did i put it ? eh... ? is this a trick question ?
     
  5. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    Didn't you write it down?

    :D:D:D
     
  6. UniSol

    UniSol I'm all ears

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    ooOO00Www... Doesnt EP look nice in his new Avatar ;) , compared to the lame attempt at a BiAtch next to him!

    </sarcams>
     
  7. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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