Cell #2 Sale

[Bytes Back]

Now most of you know the contents of cell 2.

It has been decided to clear out the police cells to make way for prisoners. Daft idea if you ask me.

I will also throw in the contents of Cell 1. Cell 3 will now be the main storage area for Xperienceville "packages".

If anyone would like to make an offer for the contents, post it here.

I cannot go into detail about whats in there but you shouldn't be dissapointed.

The money for the sale will be used to build a new garage for my new patrol car.

 

[GoNz0]

may I purchase that rather large bag of sweet smelling herbal matter please...

 

[xsivforce]

*puts in bid for the S&M merchandise*

 

[Jewelzz]

I'd like to bid on the entire contents of cell 2. If the Police Chief will contact me directly, we can make a deal

 

[stuy_b]

Originally posted by GoNz0
may I purchase that rather large bag of sweet smelling herbal matter please...

Naa. u dont want that.. its not very good stuff... thats why I left it in the cell.!!!!!!! lol

 

[madmatt]

ohh, I can get all my stuff back, legally too!

 

[Tbird94sc]

ill take everything you got for 100 million dollars.....does the thing with his finger like dr. evil

 

[Jewelzz]

We'll see what offer the occifer takes after we've talked

 

[ZAnwar]

I know what's in there, those crappy beer bottles which you conviscated from the thread 99 BOTTLES ON THE WALL !

 

[xsivforce]

Hehe. Are they still full? Let's av a drink ZAnwar.

 

[GoNz0]

Originally posted by stuy_b


Naa. u dont want that.. its not very good stuff... thats why I left it in the cell.!!!!!!! lol

humph, better make it those ikkle stamps with bart simpson on then...

 

[Bytes Back]

All the stuff in Cells 1 and 2 has ben quality checked by a qualified Aadvark. There is no rubbish here.

Do remember that the mayor stored some of his packages here a while ago, and i'm sure he didn't take the all back

GonZo, Im afraid it's all or nothing.

Xsivforce, I think thats yours anyway

Tbird94sc, meet you in the park at 8 for further talks

Jewelzz, whilst I would love to take that as payment I cant put it in the bank.

 

[Jewelzz]

Such a pity, your loss. I'll take my goods elsewhere to sell them

 

[Lonman]

Jewelzz, whilst I would love to take that as payment I cant put it in the bank.

Bank? Bank!?! *shocked disbelief*

All these years and I've been putting it in the wrong spot.

 

[Tbird94sc]

yes i am the frontrunner

in addition to the 128 million dollars, i can provide you with secret military technology as i am the xp-erience military commander

 

[Bytes Back]

Originally posted by Tbird94sc
yes i am the frontrunner

in addition to the 1 million dollars, i can provide you with secret military technology as i am the xp-erience military commander

Erm, you said 100 Million

Thanks for the offer of technology but I er *cough* already have it

 

[Tbird94sc]

sorry typo. i edited it to the correct amount plus an extra 28 million for my mistake

 

[Bytes Back]

Originally posted by Tbird94sc
sorry typo. i edited it to the correct amount plus an extra 28 million for my mistake

I could work with this man

 

[Tbird94sc]

damn straight. the police and the military should remain on good terms. with my unlimited funds, i can nake the police budget limitless

 

[Bytes Back]

You wouldn't by any chance have a spare nuke would you ?