Cell #2 Sale

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by Bytes Back, Jun 27, 2002.

  1. Bytes Back

    Bytes Back Ex Police Chief

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    Now most of you know the contents of cell 2. :eek:

    It has been decided to clear out the police cells to make way for prisoners. Daft idea if you ask me.:D

    I will also throw in the contents of Cell 1. Cell 3 will now be the main storage area for Xperienceville "packages".

    If anyone would like to make an offer for the contents, post it here.

    I cannot go into detail about whats in there but you shouldn't be dissapointed.

    The money for the sale will be used to build a new garage for my new patrol car. :D
     
  2. GoNz0

    GoNz0 NTFS Stoner

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    may I purchase that rather large bag of sweet smelling herbal matter please... :D
     
  3. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    *puts in bid for the S&M merchandise*
     
  4. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    I'd like to bid on the entire contents of cell 2. If the Police Chief will contact me directly, we can make a deal ;) ;)
     
  5. stuy_b

    stuy_b Guest

    Naa. u dont want that.. its not very good stuff... thats why I left it in the cell.!!!!!!! lol
     
  6. madmatt

    madmatt Bow Down to the King Political User

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    ohh, I can get all my stuff back, legally too!
     
  7. Tbird94sc

    Tbird94sc Guest

    ill take everything you got for 100 million dollars.....does the thing with his finger like dr. evil
     
  8. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    We'll see what offer the occifer takes after we've talked ;)
     
  9. ZAnwar

    ZAnwar Guest

    I know what's in there, those crappy beer bottles which you conviscated from the thread 99 BOTTLES ON THE WALL !
     
  10. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    Hehe. Are they still full? Let's av a drink ZAnwar.
     
  11. GoNz0

    GoNz0 NTFS Stoner

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    :mad: humph, better make it those ikkle stamps with bart simpson on then... ;)
     
  12. Bytes Back

    Bytes Back Ex Police Chief

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    All the stuff in Cells 1 and 2 has ben quality checked by a qualified Aadvark. There is no rubbish here. :rolleyes:

    Do remember that the mayor stored some of his packages here a while ago, and i'm sure he didn't take the all back :eek:

    GonZo, Im afraid it's all or nothing.

    Xsivforce, I think thats yours anyway :)

    Tbird94sc, meet you in the park at 8 for further talks

    Jewelzz, whilst I would love to take that as payment I cant put it in the bank. :D
     
  13. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Such a pity, your loss. I'll take my goods elsewhere to sell them :p
     
  14. Lonman

    Lonman Bleh!

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    Bank? Bank!?! *shocked disbelief*

    All these years and I've been putting it in the wrong spot. :eek:
     
  15. Tbird94sc

    Tbird94sc Guest

    yes i am the frontrunner

    in addition to the 128 million dollars, i can provide you with secret military technology as i am the xp-erience military commander
     
  16. Bytes Back

    Bytes Back Ex Police Chief

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    Erm, you said 100 Million :eek:

    Thanks for the offer of technology but I er *cough* already have it :D
     
  17. Tbird94sc

    Tbird94sc Guest

    sorry typo. i edited it to the correct amount plus an extra 28 million for my mistake
     
  18. Bytes Back

    Bytes Back Ex Police Chief

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    I could work with this man :D :D
     
  19. Tbird94sc

    Tbird94sc Guest

    damn straight. the police and the military should remain on good terms. with my unlimited funds, i can nake the police budget limitless
     
  20. Bytes Back

    Bytes Back Ex Police Chief

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    You wouldn't by any chance have a spare nuke would you ? :)