Cat starts world war III

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Bytes Back, Jan 26, 2002.

  1. Bytes Back

    Bytes Back Ex Police Chief

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    So picture the scene,

    I've been playing Civlisation 3 for about 2 hours. The Cats sitting on my lap purring nicely. I have a large empire with an equally large Roman empire the other side of the world.

    Things are looking good, we're trading well and technologicaly were doing well. ( to well as it turns out ) The cat stirs slightly.

    The Romans contact us to see if we would like to trade some wine for some oil. The cat lifts it head and yawns.

    I decide to accept their offer and am just moving the mouse to accept whrn the cat gets up and decide to take a stroll along the keyboard. The series of keys it pushes manage to declare war on Rome.

    Well, the Romans have the ICBM, they throw them on my cities, I have no choice but to retaliate with my own ICBMS. My population is decimated as is the romans. I have about 20 turns until the end of the gane to rebuild, and build a spaceship. ( Not much chance there then )

    Lets hope George Bush doesn't have a Cat.





    For Sale.

    1 Cat, Ginger, answers to the name of shelley. Computer literate.

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  2. Highwind7777

    Highwind7777 Guest

    ouch....and I am just too tempted....BUMP!
     
  3. MiseryQ

    MiseryQ Guest

    ROTFL... [​IMG]...
     
  4. Bootsy

    Bootsy Huh?

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    wow thats some funny sh*t
     
  5. gothic

    gothic LinuXPert

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    Stick it in the microwave, I hear cat stew is almost acceptable.
     
  6. Bytes Back

    Bytes Back Ex Police Chief

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    Hmmmmmmmm,

    For sale.

    Cat stew, 10 bowls available. With Extra Fur.
     
  7. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    If you put that on a bed of cat litter with a side of garlic bread, you got a deal.
     
  8. Bytes Back

    Bytes Back Ex Police Chief

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    Did you want new or used cat litter ?
     
  9. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    I would have to for clean, had a bad experienced with used, turns out the dealer was powdering it down.
     
  10. Bytes Back

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    Sure ?, I've got some with guarenteed "lumpy" bits ! :D
     
  11. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    But how can you guarantee this.
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    Been awake 35 hours now, nearly tired.
     
  12. Bytes Back

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    I would personaly supervise the removal of the cat litter from the tray and ensure that only the freshest "lumps" were used. Obviously I would rubber gloves to ensure no contanimation of your meal. :)
     
  13. gothic

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    Do you provide floss for the removal of the extraeneous fur from between the teeth??