can you read the signs?

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Dark Atheist, Dec 5, 2008.

  1. Dark Atheist

    Dark Atheist Moderator Political User Folding Team

    In The Void
    Court Docket 56477-3A

    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
    opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another

    This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
    seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
    laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
    The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years
    old) what he had to say for himself.

    The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady
    got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat
    under a sign that said: "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I
    grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said: " Logan 's
    Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then she
    placed herself under a sign that said: "William's Big Stick Did the
    Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when
    she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said: "Goodyear
    Rubber could have prevented this Accident"...I just lost it.

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  2. technomom

    technomom Techno Mom

    OH good grief!

    Why can't I control myself when I read stupid stuff like this?

    Maybe I should go to bed...