Boudreaux's wife told him last week, "We can't afford beer anymore and you will have to quit drinking." Then Boudreaux looked at her last month's credit card bill. $65.00 for make-up $150.00 for a color & cut $30.00 for a manicure $40.00 for a pedicure $50.00 for vitamins $300.00 for clothes $125.00 for a tanning salon And last but not least, $600.00 for a SPA membership. So Boudreaux asked her, "Why do I have to give up stuff and you don't?" She told him, "That's what I needed to look pretty for you." Then Boudreaux told her, "That's basically what the beer is for." I don't think she is coming back.