"bungee Jumping In Mexico"

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  1. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Al and Frank were bungee-jumping one day.

    Al says to Frank, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our
    own bungee-jumping service in Mexico.".

    Frank thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy
    everything they'll need...a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

    They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are
    constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and
    more people gather to watch them at work. When they had finished, there
    was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give a
    demonstration.

    So, Al jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back
    up, Frank notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately,
    Frank isn't able to catch him and he falls again, bounces and comes back
    up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding.

    Again, Frank misses him. Al falls again and bounces back up. This time
    he comes back pretty messed up - he's got a couple of broken bones and
    is almost unconscious.

    Luckily, Frank finally catches him this time and says, "What happened?
    Was the cord too long?".

    Barely able to speak, Al gasps...

    "No, the bungee cord was fine...it was the crowd. What the hell is a
    piƱata?".
     
  2. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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  4. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

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    I saw that coming about half way through. A good one nonetheless. :D
     
  5. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Oh hell, whats a pinata.:confused:
     
  6. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    Kirrie 2001 - what's the matter - don't you have any Mexicans over there??? On second thought - I KNOW what you all have over there and I won't go there!



    It's that thing the Latinos hang from a ceiling made out of paper mache or something and they beat the heck out of it until the candy falls out!
     
  7. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    EeeeeeHaaaaaa.

    Gotcha, thanks damnyank.

    :D Thats a cracker Jewelzz, roflmao.

    Sorry about the delay.:D