British Rail

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by slimboyfat, Apr 13, 2003.

  1. slimboyfat

    slimboyfat Guest

    British Rail, a well known crap rail system in de UK, wanted to test the glass at the front of their new 200mph train. They wrote to NASA for the best but cheapest method of doing it.

    They got the reply, " Fire a chicken at it at 200 mph, and this will simulate a bird strike"

    They duly followed the NASA instructions and fired the chicken.

    It went through the windshield, through the drivers seat and stright out of the back of the cab hitting the front passenger carriage, causing £££££££££££££££££££ of damage. They wrote back to NASA to ask what may have gone wrong with their calculations.

    NASA replied .. Did you defrost it first?????

  2. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    lmao!!! good one slim :D