A bride and groom were a bit giddy and a bit nervous as they climbed out of their car, complete with cans dragging the ground in back. They had both saved themselves for marriage and knew they would learn a lot in the next few hours. The groom picked up his bride, walked up to the hotel clerk and asked for a suite. "Bridal?" asked the clerk. The new bride flushed and said, "No, thanks. I'll hold his shoulders till I get the hang of it."