Boiled eggs for breakfast

[Evil Marge]

She was in the kitchen, doing their boiled eggs for breakfast.He walks in, tousled and unshaven, and asks:"What's for breakfast?"

She turns to him and says: "You have to make love to me this very moment."He grins, thinking this is really his lucky day, to start like this. He leans her over the kitchen table and they make love. Afterwards, he says: "What was that all about?"

She shrugs her shoulders. "The egg timer's broken."

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[mlakrid]

She was in the kitchen, doing their boiled eggs for breakfast.He walks in, tousled and unshaven, and asks:"What's for breakfast?"

She turns to him and says: "You have to make love to me this very moment."He grins, thinking this is really his lucky day, to start like this. He leans her over the kitchen table and they make love. Afterwards, he says: "What was that all about?"

She shrugs her shoulders. "The egg timer's broken."

:smoker:

ONLY from a woman's mind...
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