Boiled eggs for breakfast

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Evil Marge, Aug 2, 2006.

  1. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

    She was in the kitchen, doing their boiled eggs for breakfast.He walks in, tousled and unshaven, and asks:"What's for breakfast?"

    She turns to him and says: "You have to make love to me this very moment."He grins, thinking this is really his lucky day, to start like this. He leans her over the kitchen table and they make love. Afterwards, he says: "What was that all about?"

    She shrugs her shoulders. "The egg timer's broken."

  2. mlakrid

    mlakrid OSNN BASSMASTER Political User Folding Team

    ONLY from a woman's mind...