Blonds Unite

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by slimboyfat, Mar 26, 2003.

  1. slimboyfat

    slimboyfat Guest

    A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender :

    "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says :

    "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things.....

    1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

    2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.

    3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. 5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

    Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke ?

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares:

    "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

  2. Krux

    Krux Nissan Powered

  3. ReC0iL

    ReC0iL Guest

    lol... *wonders what happend to the blind man*