A blonde lady is driving along a country road minding her own business when she catches out of the corner of her eye another blonde lady. This one is sitting in a grassy field to the side of the road. She is sat inside a small boat and appears to be trying to row. The blone in the car thinks "oh my god how stupid is she? she is giving us blondes a bad name!" She stops the car, goes up to the fence separating the field and the road and shouts "OI, HOW STUPID ARE YOU? IF I COULD SWIM, I'D COME OVER AND GIVE YOU A SLAP!!"