Blonde jokes

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Lukas, Jul 7, 2004.

  1. Lukas

    Lukas Real Name No Gimmicks

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    Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
    A: She can't find the eleven.

    Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
    A: Not everyone's been in a 747!

    Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film?
    A: It's the signature of the three blondes who act in it.

    Q: Did you hear about the blonde who got a pair ofwaterskis?
    A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope!!

    Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
    A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.

    Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
    A: She comes out and says she did.

    Q: What's it called when a blonde dyes her hair?
    A: Artificial intelligence!

    Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a ferrari?
    A: You don't give your ferrari to friends

    Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes ?
    A: Peroxide.

    Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
    A: A mental block.

    Q: What do turtles and blondes have in common?
    A: If they're on their back, they're screwed!

    A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, “21, 21, 21.”A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing. They hear a train and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping.The blonde gets hit and dies.After the train leaves, the brunette jumps back on saying this time, “22, 22, 22....”



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  2. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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  3. Lukas

    Lukas Real Name No Gimmicks

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    heheh,

    5 more posts..; I'll get to 300 today... :D
     
  4. Geffy

    Geffy Moderator Folding Team

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    lol