Blond Suicide Failure

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ironguy, Jan 29, 2003.

  1. ironguy

    ironguy Guest

    A blond walks into the doctors office. Her index finger on one hand is destroyed, a bloody stump.

    The doctor says, "How did you do this?"

    "Well, I was going to commit suicide. I put the gun to my chest then thought, I've just paid $6000 for this boob job, I'd better not ruin them. So I put the gun in my mouth. But I thought again, I just paid $4000 to get my teeth pearly white and straight so I better not ruin them either. I put the gun to my head but realized it was going to be very loud so I stuck this finger in my other ear."
  2. RazerBack

    RazerBack The First Rebirth

    Hey I liked that one.... LOL
  3. Geffy

    Geffy Moderator Folding Team

    United Kingdom
    rofl lovin it
  4. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    LOL... Ouch... :p :p
  5. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    LMAO. T`was a DIGITal reaction.
  6. Krux

    Krux Nissan Powered

  7. ironguy

    ironguy Guest

    Hey! No finger pointing!

    Oh, she can't anyway!