Blond Joke with a Blind Man...

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  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Blond Joke/Blind Man
    A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a
    barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells
    to the bartender,

    "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice,
    the woman next to him says,

    "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that
    you are blind - that you should know Five things:

    1 - The bartender is a blonde girl. 2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.

    3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
    weightlifter.

    5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

    Now think about it seriously, Mister.
    Do you still wanna tell that joke?

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,

    "Nah, Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
     
  2. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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