Blind to Blonds!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Mar 1, 2003.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    A blind man enters a Women's Bar by mistake.
    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?"

    The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things...
    1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
    2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter, and
    5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

    Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
  2. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    lol thats a good one Kirrie!

  3. Whistler74

    Whistler74 Guest

  4. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator